You name is GAMZEE MAKARA and recently your life has been flipped upside down. First off, you are covered in scars. You find them all kind of cool, but how you got them is silly. Doing battle with imps left scars on your face, while accidentally falling on your MOIRAIL's sickle led to the one on your chest. You don't remember either event, but you trust all your friends, they were the ones who told you what happen by the way. Though, a lot of them are dead now, and some of them talk to you though pesterchum from beyond the grave.
You don't find this creepy at all, but your MOIRAIL worries when you talk about your conversations with Nepeta, Tavros, Equius, and even Vriska. Though he's been dead for a few sweeps, you still have red feelings for TAVROS and constantly worry about how he's doing being dead and all. Though recently, like previously stated, life has turned upside down. Something went wrong with a computer program you and KARKAT had been working on and you ended up on earth.
Ironically, you now ended up in the same city your KISMESIS lives in. You are now living with him, his brother, and who ever else drifts into the Stider household. You miss your MORAIL a lot, and are constantly looking for a way back home. During the day, you sleep under Dave's bed. The Texas heat and sun make you sleep more often then you used to, sometimes for days at a time.
You often wake up to everyone else sleeping, so you just paint rainbows and such all over the walls. Also luckily, you still have a steady supply of soper slime somehow. You just reach your hand in the portal you came through and pull out slime. You have tried going back through this portal, but it's too small for you to fit yourself through.
Sometimes you have nasty black outs and wake up tapped to the wall or to the bed or some shit like that. You don't remember anything that happens during these times, so it leaves you constantly confused. But when are you not confused or dazed? You still believe in MiRaCleS and draw pictures of yourself and your long deceased lusus. Though he was never around, you still miss him a lot.
You often go to the earth beaches and bleat to see if you'll get an answer back. But you know better and end up sulking back at home. Because of the death of your lusus, you refuse to go into the water at earth beaches (which are much safer than Alternian beaches, so you can actually go in the water) because it would make you upset.
You do miss living on the beaches though. The city makes you feel trapped and you often just stay in the apartment. Now, you're just trying to find a way back home. Though it seems your are very earth-bound. What will you do?
24
Oct
11:10pm

GAMZEEMUSE YOU’RE BACK

==>HUGS FOREVER

7 months ago   # ooc  
24
Oct
11:07pm
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rancorousplushrumps:

honkhonkmotherfucker:

((Been listening to this ALL DAY…On loop. Yep. ))

THANK YOU FOR POSTING THIS. 


 reblogging my own post from other reblogs. 

fuck yeah 

24
Oct
11:04pm

wow holyfuck it’s been a long time.

07
Oct
6:43pm

thefuckinmirthfulmessiahs:

honkhonkmotherfucker:

thefuckinmirthfulmessiahs:

honkhonkmotherfucker started following you

HMM.

 MoThErFuCkInG HmMm iNdEeD MoThErFuCkEr. AiN’T ThIs sHiT LeGiT WeIrD? tWo oF MoThErFuCkInG Me?

oh, you aren’t sober.

MOTHERFUCKIN SHAME.

==> Leans head on hand.

this is the legit weirdest shit.

 SoBeR? wHaT? i dOn’t eVeN KnOw wHaT YoU’Re tAlKiNg aBoUt bRoThEr bUt yOuR VoIcE SoUnDs mOtHeRfUcKiNg oFf.

07
Oct
6:40pm

thefuckinmirthfulmessiahs:

honkhonkmotherfucker started following you

HMM.

 MoThErFuCkInG HmMm iNdEeD MoThErFuCkEr. AiN’T ThIs sHiT LeGiT WeIrD? tWo oF MoThErFuCkInG Me?

24
Sep
12:24am

what am I even doing with this account anymore?

And I want to have a serious rp with my moirail ;n;

but…

how?

8 months ago   # ooc  
05
Sep
5:12pm

doomed-knight:

>Dave: Make an accidental mass text

fading in and out

woke up in

blood

why is this happening i

im so sorry

==>Gamzee: Receive text from Dave. The fuck?

MoThErFuCkEr cAlM YoUr sHiT DoWn.

SoUnDs lIkE ThAt’s a bIg pRoBlEm.

WhErE ThE FuCk aRe yOu?

SiNcE I NeEd tO GeT YoUr aSs aNd sAvE AnD ShIt bEcAuSe yOu oBvIoUsLy dOn’t kNoW HoW To tAkE CaRe oF YoUr mOtHeRfUcKiNg sElF.

04
Sep
2:10am
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03
Sep
11:46pm

summonerwoman:

honkhonkmotherfucker:

WeLl, ToDaY Is jUsT OnE Of tHoSe mOtHeRfUcKiNg dAyS WhEn yOu wAnT To cRaWl uP In a hOlE AnD SlEeP. bUt i cAn’t mOtHeRfUcKiNg dO ThAt. AnD ShIt i rAn oUt oF FaCe pAiNt.

yOU COULD ALWAYS TRY MAKE UP„,

NaAaHh…. i cAn’t…tHaT WoUlD FeEl mOtHeRfUcKiNg wEiRd yOu kNoW?

03
Sep
11:38pm

WeLl, ToDaY Is jUsT OnE Of tHoSe mOtHeRfUcKiNg dAyS WhEn yOu wAnT To cRaWl uP In a hOlE AnD SlEeP. bUt i cAn’t mOtHeRfUcKiNg dO ThAt. AnD ShIt i rAn oUt oF FaCe pAiNt.

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